UPCOMING BARFLY BUS TOUR DATES:

Saint Patrick's Day BarFly Bus, Saturday, March 13th
Adults-Only Easter Egg Hunt Saturday, April 3rd
Strip-O-Rama XXI Friday, April 9th
Cinco de Drinko del Uno de Mayo Saturday, May 1st
Spring Fling BarFly Bus Tour Saturday, May 22nd
Strip-O-Rama XXII Friday, June 5th
Wet, Hot, American, Summer BarFly Bus Tour Saturday, July 10th
Jedediah's Mustache Ride IV Friday, July 23rd
Great Outdoor BarFly Bus Tour Saturday, August 7th
BarFly Bus Olympics III Saturday, August 21st
Strip-O-Rama XXIII Saturday, September 25th
BarFly's Brain Drain Trivia Challenge Bus Saturday, October 16th
11th Annual Ooky-Spooky Halloween BarFly Bus Saturday, October 30th
Pre-Holiday Hellraiser Saturday, November 20th
Santa's Mustache Ride 2010: Jedediah's XXX-mas Tour Saturday, December 18th, 2010
New Year's Eve 2010 Friday, December 31st, 2010


Individual and discount 10-pack tickets are on sale RIGHT NOW, for all of the above, directly below! Please scroll on down for more info about each tour, and your tickets. Want to charter the BarFly Bus for a private party? We do that! See the Private Party Charter page, then email info [at] barflybus.com to make your reservation.

BarFly Bus Tours usually sell out at least a week in advance, so pick up your tickets, now! Use cold, hard credit or cash via PayPal. Click below for individual tickets for up to 9 of your best pals. Groups of 10 tickets are sold at a discount rate (but only a limited number of discount ten-packs are available for any given tour, so if you want to save, please book early!).

Please use the appropriate link below for your group or individual BarFly Bus tickets. Please select carefully, to ensure that you are purchasing tickets for the dates you want. Refunds and exchanges are not available, unless the Bus is unable to operate (a very, very, rare occurrence). However, if you find that you are unable to use your tickets, you may upgrade them to open tickets for an additional $5 charge per ticket. The ticket upgrade option expires approximately 72 hours prior to the tour in question. Email info [at] barflybus.com for more ticket upgrade info. All tickets are issued as "e-tickets." Upon purchase, you will receive email confirmation from BarFly of your order, including full instructions for meeting the Bus.

Questions? See the FAQ, or email us at info at barflybus.com.

TICKETS FOR UPCOMING BarFly Bus TOURS:


SAINT PATRICK'S DAY ON THE BARFLY BUS!
Saturday, March 13th, 2010
7pm-1am
$25 apiece or $200 for a group of ten
Pay no cover charges, enjoy drink specials and complimentary hors d'oeuvres, too!

Erin Go Braless, it's the tenth annual Saint Patrick's Day BarFly Bus! Crank your Irish all the way up to eleven, as BarFly rolls out the green carpet for you and yours on this day o' days! Don't mess around with any of those icky "family friendly" so-called St Pat's celebrations - trust your friends at BarFly to show you the best time in town.

Halloween, New Year's Eve, and Saint Patrick's Day are BarFly's top three most popular Bus Tours, so do be sure to grab your tickets early. All the Buses sold out weeks ahead of time last year, fyi. Scroll down for PayPal links to individually priced and discounted groups of ten tickets.

Buy tickets here for the Saint Patrick's Day BarFly Bus, Saturday, March 13th! Select your tickets using the buttons, below.

Are you popular?  Sorry, we're sold out of the limited number of discount ten-packs we offered, but we still have plenty of tickets available, at the regular rate of $25 apiece. Please use the link, above.

ADULTS-ONLY EASTER EGG HUNT BARFLY BUS!
Saturday, April 3rd, 2009
7pm-1am
$50 CASH PRIZE!
$20 apiece or $175 for a group of ten
Pay no cover charges, enjoy drink specials and complimentary hors d'oeuvres, too!

Screw Lent and hop onboard the BarFly Bus on Easter Saturday and win cold, hard cash for collecting the most eggs! The BarF Bus is always a good time, but add a few eggs and it's over the TOP, I tell you!

We'll hit 8-10 bars, clubs and lounges, where you'll pay no cover charges, enjoy specials and the occasional munchie, too, all the while hunting high and low for the EGGS OF MYSTERY! Every time we do this, JESUS appears not once, not twice, but three times, and if that's not a seal of approval, I don't know what is.

Don't make God hate you - get your tickets now before they're all sold out. $50 cash prize to the winning team (come with your own team, or we'll put one together for you!). See the ticket sales links, below.

Buy tickets here for the Adults-Only Easter Egg Hunt! Please select your tickets using the buttons, below.

Are you popular? Buy a discount 10-pack of tickets, and save $25 bucks! Click here to purchase an Adults-Only Easter Egg Hunt ten-pack for $175.

STRIP-O-RAMA XXI: ALL STRIP BARS, ALL NIGHT LONG!
Friday, April 9th, 2010
7pm-1am
$25 apiece
No cover charges, drink specials and dance deals all evening!

HEY, PERV! Shave those palms and get ready for a titillating night of 100% pure voyeurism on the twenty-first-ever STRIP-O-RAMA BARFLY MYSTERY STRIP BAR BUS TOUR! Even more auspiciously, it's also our dear friend, Hugh Hefner's birthday, so this is one BarFly Bus you won't want to miss.

Take in the scintillating sights on a tour showcasing Portland's infamous all-nude revues. Check your political correctness at the door, and get ready to let it all hang out on a tour that's definitely not for the faint of heart! Bachelor (and especially intrepid Bachelorette parties!) are welcome - you'll have more fun on the BarF Bus than in some cheesy limo (not to mention, save some serious cheddar, too).

Due to the EXTREME nature of this tour-de-force, tickets are priced at $25 apiece, or ten tickets for $200.

Buy tickets here for Strip-O-Rama XXI! Select your tickets from the buttons, below.

Are you popular?  Bully for you, but we have sold out of the limited number of discount ten-packs we had available. Tickets are still available at the regular price. Please use the link, above, to make your purchase.



¡CINCO DE DRINKO DEL UNO DE MAYO!
Saturday, May 1st, 2010
7pm-1am
$25 apiece or $200 for a group of ten
Pay no cover charges, enjoy drink specials and complimentary hors d'oeuvres, too!

The real Fun Center is onboard the BarF Bus for Cinco de Mayo! Meth optional, of course. Round up a posse of your head honchos and head out for a wild night of independence out on the town.

We'll hit eight to ten of our favorite cantinas, you'll pay no cover charges, and get sweet deals on drinks and munchies, too. Be all the borracho you can be! Andele! Andele!

Buy tickets here for Cinco de Drinko del Uno de Mayo. Please select your tickets using the buttons, below.

Are you popular? Buy a discount 10-pack of tickets, and save $50 bucks! Click here to purchase an Cinco de Drinko del Uno de Mayo ten-pack for $200.

SPRING FLING BARFLY BUS TOUR!
Saturday, May 22nd, 2010
7pm-1am
$20 apiece or $175 for a group of ten
Pay no cover charges, enjoy drink specials and complimentary hors d'oeuvres, too!

Catch Spring Fever on the BarFly Bus! You'll have a blast on the Spring Fling BarFly Bus Tour as we hit 8-10 bars, clubs, dives & lounges.

It's a traditional BarFly Bus Tour with all the trimmings - dancing, karaoke, shits, giggles - plus, you pay no covers, get discount drinks, and free apps.

Perfect for grads, birthdays, bachelor/-ette parties, and shenanigans of all sorts!

Buy your tickets here for the Spring Fling BarFly Bus Tour! Please select your tickets using the buttons, below.

Are you popular? Buy a discount 10-pack of tickets, and save $25 bucks! Click here to purchase a Spring Fling BarFly Bus Tour! ten-pack for $175.

STRIP-O-RAMA XXII: ALL STRIP BARS, ALL NIGHT LONG!
Friday, June 5th, 2010
7pm-1am
$25 apiece or $200/ten tickets
No cover charges, drink specials and dance deals all evening!

HEY, PERV! Shave those palms and get ready for a titillating night of 100% pure voyeurism on the twenty-second-ever STRIP-O-RAMA BARFLY MYSTERY STRIP BAR BUS TOUR!

Take in the scintillating sights on a tour showcasing Portland's infamous all-nude revues. Check your political correctness at the door, and get ready to let it all hang out on a tour that's definitely not for the faint of heart! Bachelor (and especially intrepid Bachelorette parties!) are welcome - you'll have more fun on the BarFly Bus than in some cheesy limo (not to mention, save some serious cheddar, too).

Due to the EXTREME nature of this tour-de-force, tickets are priced at $25 apiece, or ten tickets for $200.

Buy tickets here for Strip-O-Rama XXII! Select your tickets from the buttons, below.

Are you popular? Buy a discount 10-pack of tickets, and save $50 bucks! Click here to purchase a STRIP-O-RAMA XXII ten-pack for $200.

Wet, Hot, American, Summer BarFly Bus Tour!
Saturday, July 10th, 2010
7pm-1am
$20 apiece or $175 for a group of ten
Pay no covers, get special drink deals, and hors d'oeuvres, too!

All aboard for the Wet, Hot, American, Summer BarFly Bus Tour! Get your motor running, but leave the driving to us, as BarFly whisks you away for a seriously swell night on the town.

This will be a traditional tour de force with all of the customary highlights: appetizers, dancing, karaoke, drink specials, and of course, cruising for skank, included. On your own or with friends, you'll have a blast on the Wet, Hot, American, Summer BarFly Bus Tour!

Perfect for bachelor/-ette parties, anniversaries, birthdays, and groups, too - special discounts for parties of ten or more. Tickets are $20 a pop, or save $25 with a discount ten-pack for $175. Score yours today - this BarFly Bus will sell out soon!

Click below for tickets for the Wet, Hot, American, Summer BarFly Bus Tour, Saturday, July 10th. Please select your tickets using the buttons, below.

Are you popular? Buy a discount 10-pack of tickets, and save $25 bucks! Click here to purchase a Wet, Hot, American, Summer BarFly Bus Tour ten-pack for $175.

JEDEDIAH'S MUSTACHE RIDE IV
Friday, July 23rd, 2010
7pm-1am
$20 apiece or $175 for a group of ten
Pay no cover charges, enjoy drink specials and complimentary hors d'oeuvres, too!
NOTE: Strip bars will be included in this tour.

Get up-close and personal with BarFly's outrageous host with the most, Jedediah "Diamond" Aaker, on a down and dirty BarFly Bus Tour of his choicest picks of the Portland party scene!

A night of pure decadence awaits - you'll hit it all, from rock shows to titty bars, and everything fun in between. Pay no covers, get free hors d'oeuvres, and enjoy drink specials along the way, too.

You think you know how to party? Master Jedediah's got some learnin' for you, still. GET ON THE BUS!

Buy tickets here for Jedediah's Mustache Ride IV, Friday, July 23rd. Please select your tickets using the buttons, below.

Are you popular? Buy a 10-pack of tickets, and save $25 bucks! Click here to purchase a Jedediah's Mustache Ride IV ten-pack for $175.

THE GREAT OUTDOOR BARFLY BUS TOUR!
Saturday, August 7th, 2010
7pm-1am
$20 apiece or $175 for a group of ten
Pay no covers, get special drink deals, and hors d'oeuvres, too!

It's a party on the patio all night long on Saturday, August 7th! Join BarFly for a Bus on the wild side, as we explore Portland's great outdoor bar scene. Dance and drink under the stars at the coolest courtyards, lushest lanais, and most decadent decks in town! Pith helmets and hip boots, optional.

On your own or with friends, you'll have a blast on the BarFly Bus! Perfect for bachelor/-ette parties, birthdays, and groups, too - special discounts for parties of ten or more.

By the way, in case you're keeping score at home, this is our FIFTH ANNUAL Great Outdoor BarFly Bus Tour! Scroll down to the ticket links below.

Buy tickets here for the Great Outdoor BarFly Bus Tour, Saturday, August 7th! Please select your tickets using the buttons, below.

Are you popular? Buy a discount 10-pack of tickets, and save $25 bucks! Click here to purchase a Great Outdoor BarFly Bus Tour ten-pack for $175.

BARFLY BUS OLYMPICS III
Saturday, August 21st, 2010
7pm-1am
$25 apiece or $80 for a team of four
Pay no covers, get special drink deals, and hors d'oeuvres, too!

Go for the gold as you and your teammates compete in eight different BarFly Olympics events on the BarFly Bus!

Each bar stop will host a new event for your team (compete in teams of one to four). Win gold, silver and bronze medals in each round of fun feats of strength or smarts, eating contests, stupid human tricks, and the like - the team that takes home the most gold at the end of the night wins $100 cold, hard, cash, too!

Team uniforms or other costumery highly encouraged! You can play solo, and put the I in team, or have up to four players. Your BarFly host with the most will be Jedediah "Diamond" Aaker - a guaranteed good time on any BarFly Bus

Buy tickets here for BarFly Bus Olympics III. Please select your tickets using the buttons, below.

Are you popular? Buy a Team Pack of four tickets, and save $20 bucks! Click here to purchase a BarFly Bus Olympics III four-pack for $80.

STRIP-O-RAMA XXIII: ALL STRIP BARS, ALL NIGHT LONG!
Saturday, September 25, 2010
7pm-1am
$25 apiece or $200/ten tickets
No cover charges, drink specials and dance deals all evening!

HEY, PERV! Shave those palms and get ready for a titillating night of 100% pure voyeurism on the twenty-third-ever STRIP-O-RAMA BARFLY MYSTERY STRIP BAR BUS TOUR!

Take in the scintillating sights on a tour showcasing Portland's infamous all-nude revues. Check your political correctness at the door, and get ready to let it all hang out on a tour that's definitely not for the faint of heart! Bachelor (and especially intrepid Bachelorette parties!) are welcome - you'll have more fun on the BarFly Bus than in some cheesy limo (not to mention, save some serious cheddar, too).

Due to the EXTREME nature of this tour-de-force, tickets are priced at $25 apiece, or ten tickets for $200.

Buy tickets here for Strip-O-Rama XXIII. Please select your tickets using the buttons, below.

Are you popular? Buy a discount 10-pack of tickets, and save $50 bucks! Click here to purchase a STRIP-O-RAMA XXIII ten-pack for $200.

BarFly's Brain Drain Trivia Challenge Bus with Shanrock the Trivia Jock
Saturday, October 16th, 2010
7pm-1am
$100 CASH PRIZE!
$25 apiece or $80 for a team of four
Pay no covers, get special drink deals, and hors d'oeuvres, too!

Fire up those frontal lobes for the BarFly's Brain Drain Trivia Challenge Bus on Saturday, October 16th. It's everybody's favorite kind of BarFly Bus, the kind where you can win COLD, HARD CASH!

BarFly hostess with the mostess, Shanrock the Trivia Jock, will be both your fearless leader and quizmaster - she's that good! The winning ENTITY, be it a single smarty-pants or a pack of 'em, take a whopping HUNDRED BUCKS home, or to the nearest hooker/cokedealer/shoestore, whatever comes first!

This'll be our eighth trivia-type BarFly Bus Tour, and my gosh, we've had some F-U-N, I tell you! This is how it works: you board the Bus at 7pm at the SECRET MYSTERY PICK-UP LOCATION, then you take round after round of trivia, in between round after round of whatever libation your little heart desires, all the while cruising clubs and bars and lounges all over this toddlin' town of ours.

It's a great way to show off just how brilliant you are, impress all the boys and girls, and get good and spifflicated, all at the same time. Saturday night's gonna be alright, indeed! Again, that's Saturday, October 16th, 7pm-1am, and tickets will be flying off the shelves, so get 'em NOW.

Click below for tickets for the BarFly's Brain Drain Trivia Challenge Bus. Please select your tickets using the buttons, below.

Have a fantastic four that's ready to rock? Click the button below to purchase a BarFly Brain Drain Trivia Challenge Bus team-pack of 4 tickets for $80, and save $20.

Ooky-Spooky Eleventh Annual Halloween BarFly Bus Tour!
Saturday, October 30th, 2010
7pm-1am
$25 apiece or $200 for ten
All cover charges and appetizers included! Drink specials galore!
COSTUMES MANDATORY - mulitiple costume contests!

Trick or treat to the max onboard the 11th Annual Ooky-Spooky Halloween BarFly Bus! There'll be thrills and chills all night long as we visit some of the scariest haunts in Portland. Multiple costume contests throughout the night with fun prizes (and sometimes even cold, hard cash!), too.

Halloween is our most popular tour of the year for a reason - IT KICKS ASS! Make no mistake - COSTUMES ARE MANDATORY! FYI - all ten of last year's Halloween BarFly Buses sold out weeks in advance.

Click below for tickets for the 11th Annual Ooky-Spooky Halloween BarFly Bus. Please use the buttons below to select your tickets.

Are you popular? Pick up an 11th Annual Ooky-Spooky Halloween BarFly Bus! ten-pack, and save $50!

BARFLY'S PRE-HOLIDAY HELLRAISER!
Saturday, November 20th, 2010
7pm-1am
$20 apiece or $175 for ten
Pay no covers, enjoy complimentary appetizers and drink specials galore!

The holidays will be nipping at your heels in no time, but right now, 'tis the season to be BarFly. It's all downhill from here, so live it up on the Pre-Holiday Hellraiser while you still can. Maybe even pick up on that special someone to suffer with through the next six weeks? Romance springs eternal, on the BarF Bus!

Or maybe you had the bright idea to add getting hitched to your Chrismukkah list this year? Have your bachelor/-ette party on the Bus - grab a discount discount 10-pack for you and your friends, and you're set!

Bro down with your buddies, or ride stag, either way you'll have a blast on this traditional tour of some of BarFly's favorite haunts. We'll be up, down, and all around town - a little dancing, a little karaoke, drink specials and hors d'oeuvres - it's gonna be a great night. Join us!

See below for tickets for the Pre-Holiday Hellraiser, on Saturday, November 20th. Please select your tickets using the buttons, below.

Are you popular? Pick up a Pre-Holiday Hellraiser ten-pack, and save $25!

Santa's Mustache Ride: Jedediah's X-X-Xmas Tour!
Saturday, December 18th, 2010
7pm-1am
$20 apiece or $175 for a group of ten
Pay no cover charges, enjoy drink specials and complimentary hors d'oeuvres, too!
NOTE: Strip bars will be included in this tour.

BarFly's gonna blow the doors off the sled on Santa's Mustache Ride: Jedediah's XXX-mas Tour!

Hosted with the mosted by BarFly's fave rave, Jedediah "Diamond" Aaker, it's a special XXX-mas celebration of the season.

You'll visit naughty and nice bars and clubs all around town, getting in plenty of holiday cheer along the way. Better get your tickets now, or it's coal in your stocking, later. Tickets are $20 a pop or 10 tickets/$175 - pay no cover, get drink and dance specials and free appetizers, too. And, yes, this sled stops at strip clubs. All aboard!

Buy your tickets here for Santa's Mustache Ride: Jedediah's XXX-mas Tour, on Saturday, December 18th! Please select your tickets using the buttons, below.

Are you popular? Buy a 10-pack of Santa's Mustache Ride: Jedediah's XXX-mas Tour tickets, and save $25 bucks! Click here to purchase a Jedediah’s Mustache Ride III ten-pack for $175.

NEXT YEAR: 11th Annual New Year's Eve BarFly Bus Tour
Friday, December 31st, 2010
7pm-1am
$30 apiece/groups of ten $200
All cover charges, hors d'oeuvres, drink specials, champagne toast, infernal noisemakers and traditional NYE paraphernalia included!

Say goodbye to 2010 and auld lang syne BarFly style aboard the New Year's Eve 2010 BarFly Bus! Trust BarFly to ring in the New Year properly - and amateur-free!

Leave the driving and the planning and bullshit to us, and all you'll need to do is figure out what to wear (no dress code on the Bus!) and who you're gonna kiss at midnight. Midnight champagne toast, infernal noisemakers, silly hats, and all the traditional NYE trimmings, included.

WARNING: Year after year, all ten New Year's Eve BarFly Buses sell out in record time - get your tickets early!


NOTE: THIS IS NEXT YEAR'S NYE TOUR, NOT 2009. PLEASE SEE New Year's Eve 2009 BarFly Bus FOR THURSDAY, DECEMBER 31ST, 2009 TICKETS. Use the buttons below for tickets for 1-9 people for New Year's Eve 2010.

NOTE: THIS IS NEXT YEAR'S NYE TOUR, NOT 2009. PLEASE SEE New Year's Eve 2009 BarFly Bus FOR THURSDAY, DECEMBER 31ST, 2009 TICKETS. Are you popular? Buy a discount 10-pack of tickets, and save $50 bucks! Click here to purchase a New Year's Eve 2010 ten-pack for $200.