Pray tell, what is this "BarFly Bus?"
BarFly Mystery Bar Tours are decadent nights of pure fun!
A typical tour will take you and 50 of your new best friends to a variety of bars, clubs, lounges and dives, up, down, and all around our fair city.
A top-secret meet-up spot is announced to ticket holders 24 hours prior to departure - what comes next will keep you guessing all night long.
Rest assured, pick-up and drop-off is always at a convenient to public trans, centrally located, bar or club. We may take you to BFE, but we bring you back to civilization!
All cover charges are waived, complimentary hors d'oeuvres are served, and drink discounts abound! BarFly Bus tickets are $25-45 for most tours, and we offer discounts for groups of ten or more.
To be up to the BarFly Bus challenge, you must be ready, willing, and able to take responsibility for yourself, the drinks you ingest, and the effects they may have upon you.
Furthermore, you must pinkie swear that a cab driver or other sober individual will take your extra-fun self home at the end of the festivities.
Pukers and other lightweights are discouraged from participating. The BarFly Bus maintains a strict no-DNA policy - you must keep all your bodily fluids inside your body, or safe distance away from the BarFly Bus, at all times.
We also have zero tolerance for fighters and jerks - if you are a fighter or a jerk, please catch another bus. Racist, sexist, homophobic, bullying, and any kind of antagonistic or just incredibly annoying behavior will be met with our eject button.
You must be at least 23, and have your valid ID (Oregon State ID or Driver's License, other US Driver's License, or Passport) with you. Sorry, under 23 need not apply!
BarFly Mystery Bar Bus Tours happen at least once a month. Book your seats now - they usually sell out, and sell out fast!
Holiday runs, like Halloween, New Year's Eve, and Saint Patrick's Day, usually sell out weeks in advance.
Discounts are available for groups of ten or more, but only a limited number of discount seats are available for any given tour. If you have a large group, book your tickets as early as possible when discount tickets are still available.
If you have a birthday, a bachelor or bachelorette party, anniversary, work party, or anything to celebrate - the BarFly Bus is a great choice, with something for everybody in your group!
It's also a great way to meet people and make new friends - folks fly solo on the BarFly Bus all the time.
Want to throw the best party ever? Do it on the BarFly Bus! We're available for private party charters to groups of up to 50. Rates are reasonable, and full party planning services are included. We'll customize the route to your preferences, and can do special themes or games, like trivia competitions and scavenger hunts, too.
Email firstname.lastname@example.org for more information, or click here for the lowdown on BarFly Bus Private Party Charters.
The BarFly Bus is an entirely "at-your-own-risk" type of activity. This means it's up to you to conduct yourself in the manner befitting a responsible adult, and take care of yourself and look out for your buddies. Pace yourself, plan ahead on NOT driving after your tour, wear sensible shoes and clean underwear, and call your moms on the regular.
Refunds and exchanges are not available, unless the Bus is unable to operate (a very, very rare occurrence). However, if you find that you are unable to use your tickets, you may upgrade them to open tickets for an additional $5 charge per ticket.
The ticket upgrade option expires approximately 72 hours prior to the tour in question. Email Bus [at] barflymag.com for more ticket upgrade info.
All tickets are issued as "e-tickets". Upon purchase, you will receive email confirmation from BarFly of your order, including full instructions for meeting the Bus.