Pray tell, what is this "BarFly Bus?"
BarFly Bus Tours are decadent nights of pure fun!
A typical BarFly Bus tour will take you and 50 of your new best friends to a variety of bars, clubs, lounges and dives, up, down, and all around our fair city.
A top-secret meet-up spot is announced to ticket holders 24 hours prior to departure - what comes next will keep you guessing all night long.
Rest assured, pick-up and drop-off is always at a convenient to public trans, centrally located, bar or club. We may take you to the outer limits, but we bring you back to civilization!
All cover charges are waived, complimentary munchies are served, and drink discounts abound! BarFly Bus tickets are $25-45 for most tours, and we offer discounts for groups of ten or more.
We also offer discounts for currently serving members and veterans of the Armed Forces, and for First Responders (Drop us an email for discount info (email@example.com).
You can also book the BarFly Bus for a private party, for any occasion. Drop us an email for more info (firstname.lastname@example.org).
To be up to the BarFly Bus challenge, you must be ready, willing, and able to take responsibility for yourself, the drinks you ingest, and the effects they may have upon you.
Furthermore, you must pinkie swear that a cab driver or other sober individual will take your extra-fun self home at the end of the festivities.
Pukers and other lightweights are discouraged from participating.
The BarFly Bus maintains a strict no-DNA policy - you must keep all your bodily fluids inside your body, or safe distance away from the BarFly Bus, at all times.
We also have zero tolerance for fighters and jerks - if you are a fighter or a jerk, please catch another bus.
Racist, sexist, homophobic, bullying, and any kind of antagonistic or just incredibly annoying behavior will be met with our eject button.
You must be at least 23, and have your valid ID (Oregon State ID or Driver's License, other US Driver's License, or Passport) with you. Sorry, under 23 need not apply!
BarFly Mystery Bar Bus Tours happen at least once a month. Book your seats now - they usually sell out, and sell out fast!
Discounts are available for groups of ten or more, but only a limited number of discount seats are available for any given tour. If you have a large group, book your tickets as early as possible when discount tickets are still available.
If you have a birthday, a bachelor or bachelorette party, anniversary, work party, or anything to celebrate - the BarFly Bus is a great choice, with something for everybody in your group!
It's also a great way to meet people and make new friends - folks fly solo on the BarFly Bus all the time.
Want to throw the best party ever? Do it on the BarFly Bus! We're available for private party charters to groups of up to 50. Rates are reasonable, and full party planning services are included. We'll customize the route to your preferences, and can do special themes or games, like trivia competitions and scavenger hunts, too.
The BarFly Bus is an entirely "at-your-own-risk" type of activity. This means it's up to you to conduct yourself in the manner befitting a responsible adult, and take care of yourself and look out for your buddies. Pace yourself, plan ahead on NOT driving after your tour, wear sensible shoes and clean underwear, and call your moms on the regular.
Refunds and exchanges are not available, unless the Bus is unable to operate (a very, very rare occurrence). However, if you find that you are unable to use your tickets, you may upgrade them to open tickets for an additional $5 charge per ticket.
Open BarFly Bus tickets are good for any tour for one year from original tour date.
The open ticket upgrade option expires approximately 72 hours prior to the tour in question. Email email@example.com for more ticket upgrade info.
All tickets are issued as "e-tickets". You will receive email confirmation from BarFly of your order, including full instructions for meeting the BarFly Bus.
2020 BarFly Bus Tour Calendar
2020 dates will be added, soon - please bookmark this page and check back!
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