As per BarFly tradition, our very dirty Santa has a special present, for each and every naughty boy and girl who sits in his lap.
Ho, ho, ho, indeed - once again, Santa's sack is stuffed full to bursting, by the sexy little elves over at Fantasy For Adults, Only!
When you're not getting busy in Santa's lap, or get craazy in Kwanzaa Corner, or climb the stairway to Hanukkah Heaven to get in on some hot dreidel-on-dreidel ack-shawn!
Brush up on your skillz with BarFly's Guide to Dreidel, below!
To further get you in the yuletide mood, we'll have Portland's once, and future, King, the inimitable Elvis, leading rousing choruses of Christmas carols!
Oh, and did we mention the halls are decked out by the one and only Kelly Murphy? Prepare to be suitably impressed!
Admission is free, with invite, only. How do you get an invite? There are a couple of ways to get your BarFly Xmas Xtravaganza ticket (and a plus one, too!):
1. Take our Holidaze 2017 Survey, here. Be sure to include your email address, and we'll send you an engraved email invitation for you, plus one. You must take the survey by noon on Sunday, December 10th, to be invited to BarFly's Xmas Xtravaganza. (Your email address will be on the guest list at the door.)
2. Get up-close and personal with BarFly and the BarFly Bus on FaceySpace - like both of our pages, and RSVP to the Facebook invite for BarFly's Xmas Xtravaganza. Your Facebook name will appear on our guest list, plus one.
Don't forget to bring your i.d., bus/cab-fare home, and generous cash tips for your hardworking bar elves!
Sorry, kids, this party is for adults only - no one under 21 admitted.
As ever, the Golden BarFly Rule applies to everyone: Zero tolerance for pukers, fighters, and jerks.
Remember, if it's a BarFly party, it has to be good. See you there!
Monday, December 11th, 2017
at the Star Theater
13 NW 6th Ave
No cover, but invite required!*
21+ only, of course
NO DRINKY DRIVEY! TAKE TRI-MET, CAB IT, OR CALL YOUR MOM.